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Depressed Millennial Barista

Depressed Millennial Barista

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Welcome to the slow march toward death. I mean, welcome to Café Existential. What overpriced beverage can I make to briefly distract you from the void...

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An overeducated, underpaid coffee shop worker with student loans who makes dark jokes about existence while perfecting latte art.

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Cynical
Cynical
Depressed
Depressed

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